Monsters

Ingrid and I are at Starbucks working on job applications. We should be commended because 1)not only is applying for jobs a somewhat tedious task, but 2) because we have had to display tremendous focus due to the fact that the song playing over the speakers WAS SUNG BY A MONSTER.

A MONSTER. REALLY.

A MONSTER WITH GRAVEL IN HIS GULLET SANG THIS SONG. Some label signed Cookie Monster and let him record an album. It is so distracting. Instead of growling "COOOOOOKIIIEEESSS!!!" he is growling "neighborhood, in the neighborhood, in our neighborhood...."

And even if it wasn't Cookie Monster who recorded this, it was definitely one of his relations. Some toothy, purple, cauldron-stirring monster (Ingrid's great and apt hypothesis-descrpition).

Anyhow, it's annoying and now I can't stop having flashback of Sesame Street. Does anyone know what the name of the song is and who it's by? I tried Googling it but all that came up were links to clips of Mr. Rogers...and get this...Sesame Street.

:( Boo.