Mom: I’ll get you a Kitchen Aid when you get married.
Oms: What if I just got married so that you’d buy me a Kitchen Aid?
Criz: Well, a wedding would cost more than a Kitchen Aid.
Mom: Marry a godly man. (continues to think about it) Don’t marry a legalistic liar.
Oms: Fine, I’m going to marry a heathen!
Mom: Or a pagan.
Criz: …So somewhere between a pagan and a Pharisee?
Mom: Marry a generous person. But not so generous that he spends all the money.
Oms: These are some tough requirements.
Mom: Just find a balance.
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